Had an interesting evening yesterday, some person, let's call him a moron, came into my house uninvited, all our house keys, car keys and our sat-nav were in easy reach, but what did he take? Our kettle!!! Honestly!!! Who steals a fucking kettle? No worries though, because my Sister (who is 5'5" btw people) challenged the guy, who kindly gave back the kettle, apologised profusely and legged it XD!!!!!! But wait!!! There's more!!! In his rush to escape my dear sister, he dropped his phone!!! Now the police have his fingerprints and such, worlds dumbest criminals, i present to you, your King!!!!